Let’s be honest — you’re not fueled by green juice and good intentions. You run on Caffeine, Sarcasm & Inappropriate Thoughts, and this tee proudly says it out loud so you don’t have to. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, this shirt delivers all-day comfort with just the right amount of attitude.
Perfect for coffee lovers, quick-witted rebels, and anyone who believes that sarcasm is an art form, this shirt brings the laughs wherever you go — from morning coffee runs to those “this meeting could’ve been an email” kind of days.
The bold, easy-to-read design makes a statement without you lifting a finger (or an eyebrow). Pair it with jeans, leggings, or that “don’t test me before caffeine” face, and you’ve got a whole mood.
✅ 100% cotton – soft, comfy, and built for daily wear
✅ Unisex fit – flattering and perfect for men and women
✅ High-quality print – fade-resistant, just like your sarcasm
✅ Perfect gift – for coffee addicts, coworkers, and professional eye-rollers
✅ Guaranteed laughs – because your sense of humor deserves airtime
Because if caffeine keeps you going, sarcasm keeps you sane — and this tee celebrates both in style.
